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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

ayun naggala kame,,, hahahahxD sayang yung pamasahe pero nag enjoy naman :)) next tym uli

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

wahhhhh wla magawa,,,, ang hrap nung sa html,,, whatdada

Monday, November 15, 2010

ang hirap nung excersices sa computer,,, conche tulungan mo kame,,,,

Sunday, October 17, 2010

math trivia

Do you know the name of some of the numbers? Well, here they are:

million106
billion10 9
trillion1012
quadrillion10 15
quintillion1018
sextillion1021
septillion1024
octillion1027
nonillion1030
decillion1033
undecillion1036
duodecillion1039
tredecillion1042
quatuordecillion1045
quindecillion1048
sexdecillion1048
septendecillion1054
octodecillion1057
novemdecillion1060
vigintillion1063
googol0100
googolplex10googol = 1010100

science trivia


DID YOU KNOW?
The typical American child watches 1,680 minutes of television per week (about two months a year). The same youth spends 38 minutes a week in meaningful conversation with his or her parents.
SOURCE: A.C. Nielson Co.

english trivia

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched." 
 
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver,or purple.
  
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
  
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"
  
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
  
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, 
purple, and silver!

si tatay

tatay; ank’ bumili ka ng suka
ank; opo tay
anak: tay nahulog po ang suka sa tulay
tatay: bahala na yon panis na yon
tatay: ank bumili ka ng toyo
anak: opo tay
anak: tay nahulog po ang toyo sa tulay
tatay: bahala na yon panis na yon
tatay; ank ako nalang ang bibili baka mahulog nanaman
ank: sige po tay
kapitbahay: pedro, ang tatay mo nahulog sa tulay
pedro: bahala na yon panis na yon

mkalumang joke

Dear Anak,
Naipadala na namin ‘yung P50,000 na pamabayad sa tuition mo sa second sem. Ipinagbili na ‘yung kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng Counter Strike na kurso! Wala na rin tayong baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para sa sinasabi mong project, ‘ yung Nokia N75. Anak ang mahal naman ng project mo!
Kasama na sa ipinadala namin ‘yung baon mo para sa field trip sa Mall of Asia. Malayo ba ‘yun? Bakit ang mahal din? Isinanla na namin ‘yung palayan para mabili na ‘yung instrumento mong Video iPod. Napailaw n’yo na ba ‘yung pinagpupuyatan ninyong San Mig Lights? Sana mag-graduate ka na at nang makaraos tayo sa hirap at mabayaran ang mga utang at mabawi ang bukirin natin.
Love,
Tay & Nay

jokes

THEY SAY:
not all single
are available
HOW ABOUT:
not all taken
are inlove...

Monday, October 11, 2010

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

games..

♥LOVE♥

"You've spent your whole life running and running, trying to catch up with something that has never been there for you. And all you've done is go farther and farther away from the precious love that's been waiting for you all the time."

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Secondhand Serenade - Your Call

Monday, October 4, 2010

FLUSH

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.


The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"


The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."


The bartender opens the door and looks in.


You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!

Happy Birthday

happy birthday Angelica Marie Panaligan de Guzman >.< kabayo kau ni bhon.. hahahahaha 25

♥I Love You♥

weeeeeeehhhhhh!!!! masaya kc masay.... bsta un..